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Hernan's Blog of Hate!

[ Wednesday, January 08, 2003 ]

 

Yo soy Hernán Crespo y vengo de la Punta del Este...


I went to Melgar last friday with my friends pigidik (a.k.a Diego Borgetti, soon to have a blog) and curubo (a.k.a Gustavo Granelli), and it turns out that, when they want something (in a very easy going way) they begin talking like argentinians. No mistery here, Iguazo people can't look at foreigners without feeling funny... especially gringos and argentinians. Sure we all babble all sorts of shit when refering to them, but make no mistake... one of them appears, and we all "get down on (our) knees... and pray to the Coooowww Goooooooood!!!", so this is what they practice and sometimes they get discounts from nowhere, like this pizza place ("hot pizz burguer", funny name huh?) attended by some Melgar girl named Nayive (veni nashiveeeaa, dame un besitoooaaa), who gave curubo a 15% discount (I think) on some pizza slices we ordered just because IT WAS HIS SECOND TIME THERE!!! Can you imagine that kind of discounts, going to a place twice??


I ended up saying something like "Y(sh)o soy Hernán Cre'(s)po y vengo de la punta del e'(s)te"...


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In an advance for the blog to come by pigidik, I found this interesting link, for all of you, especially for sergio, edo, javo and viralex who live outside of the lands of the infamous "realismo mágico" (or Iguazolandia, whichever you like). This link will surely make you remember how grossly funny vallenato music can get. Enjoy yourselves. By the way, have you looked for "iguazoland" on google today??


This year promise: this blog will get very "literary", vulpecula understands...


This saturday I finally leave to Escondido, CA, maybe I'll blog from there "si Dios quiere".


Hernán [10:47 PM] -


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